Yesterday I watched Roland Emmerich’s ‘10,000 BC’.
Before any movie starts you get to see a trailer. So before I start my report I’d like to provide you with this trailer from the upcoming German feature film ‘Urmel voll in Fahrt’ that was animated by Ambient Entertainment from Hanover. A lot of current and former students from the FH Hannover (University of Applied Science and Arts, Hanover) worked on this project so I think I should promote it a little bit. ;)
Back to 10,000 BC: Why did I watch it? Because of the cool advertisement poster at Central Station and because two students from the FH Hannover also worked on this film as compositor and renderer. And at least compositing and rendering are very well done… But the story is so bad… I don’t even know an English swear word that is bad enough to describe it! ;)
I mean it’s not only about the issue that successful movies nowadays always seem to need a ‘prophecy’ or a ‘chosen one’. You can get used to it as long as the rest of the plot is working well. Although it’s really remarkable that people seem to lust for messiah stories that much. Is it because everybody doubts that society can deal with it’s problem on it’s own anymore or is it because everybody wants to be or at least wants to identify with a messiah like character for two hours to escape their life as a nobody?! Who knows…
Anyways, this movie is about a chosen one and a prophecy and has no good plot around it, although the setting had high potential. The idea of placing the story at the dawn of civilization is opening up so many possibilities. You could deal with questions like: How to define civilisation? Is war a consequence of it? You could think about which kind of persons did and which did not fit into this new world…
10,000 BC shows you a white hunter called D’Leh who seeks to fulfil his destiny to free some enslaved black guys, a few of his white buddies and his girlfriend from the claws of an alien-pharaoh-god-creature. During his journey he meets some oversized animals which I actually liked because they give you the feeling that mankind is not yet superior to its environment in that time. The bad guys have a strange Arabic look (Arabic or Persian looking villains seem to be hip at the moment…) and are building pyramids in the desert. After some hilarious dialogues, some technically nice cg shots and some very grainy, low quality shots that are really offending the viewer’s eyes you get to see the kitschiest ending in movie history I think which I will not spoil for those who still want to see this movie. ;)